Romeo and Juliet According to your Newsfeed

April 9, 2010 at 1:16 am 1 comment

This is what my friend and I come up with when we’re very busy not working. 

Unfortunately, I now have to pay for that afternoon fun by missing other fun things tonight to study for a meteorology exam.  Sigh.  But I now present, for your enjoyment, the Facebook Edition of Romeo and Juliet:

Romeo and Juliet

The Capulets and the Montagues became a fan of Family Feuds That Go Back So Far You Can’t Remember Why You Hate People Anymore  😉

Benvolio is sick and tired of all this fighting.

The Prince wishes someone else had to deal with this mess.  I’m so done.  They can all go die for all I care.

Romeo Montague and Rosaline Capulet are no longer in a relationship.

Benvolio Montague likes this.    

Romeo Montegue and Benvolio Montegue are attending “SNEAK INTO THE CAPULET’S HOUSE PARTAYYYY!!!!!”

Romeo isn’t sure this was the best idea. 

Tybalt Capulet joined the group “How to secretly kill houseguests without inviting the Prince’s wrath upon your family”

Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet are now friends.

Romeo Montague is no longer single.

Juliet Capulet is no longer single.

 ——————————————-

Romeo is hiding in some orchard.

Juliet Capulet > Romeo Montague: “Sending the Nurse tomorrow.  She’s pretty chill.  Tell her whatevsssss.”

Romeo Montague > Friar Lawrence: “Getting married.  Yeaaaaah!”

Friar Lawrence became a fan of “Supporting secret affairs that will eventually lead to secret marriages that will hopefully end longstanding family fueds.”

  • Romeo Montague and Juliet Capulet like this.

—————————————————-

Mercutio Montague hates this heat!

Romeo Montague became a fan of Being Nice to Your Crazy In-Laws Who Don’t Know They’re Your In-Laws And Still Want to Kill You

Romeo Montague and Benvolio Montague joined the group “Rest In Peace, Mercutio”

Romeo Montague > Tybalt Capulet: You will pay for this.

Tybalt Capulet is no longer online.

Juliet Capulet and 32 others joined the group “Rest In Peace, Tybalt”

The Prince would like to point out that he didn’t really want people to die when he said that a few days ago.  Just sayin’. 

Romeo Montague is leaving town and never coming back.  😥

Friar Lawrence joined the group “Official Petition to Allow Romeo Montague Back Into the City of Verona”

Juliet Capulet has a feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night 🙂

Lord Capulet and Lady Capulet are attending “The Marriage of Count Paris and Juliet Capulet”

  • Juliet Capulet: “WHAT?!?!??”

Lord Capulet became a fan of “Disowning Your Children When They Don’t Marry Who You Want Them To”

Juliet Capulet is going to confession with Friar Lawrence.

 ———————————————–

Count Paris > Friar Lawrence: “Wedding’s this Thursday!  You coming?”

Friar Lawrence became a fan of “Shady Apothecary: For When Legit Potions Just Won’t Cut It” and “Speedy Mail Service: You Post It, We Send It”

Juliet Capulet is Engaged to Count Paris.

Juliet Capulet is out shopping with my momma for the wedding!

Juliet Capulet is no longer online.

Count Paris, Lord Capulet, Lady Capulet, and 37 others joined the group “RIP Juliet”

——————————————–

Romeo Montague misses Verona (and one lovely lady) 🙂

Servant became a fan of “Breaking Devastating News to People who Live Much More Lavishly than You Do then Watching Them Squirm”

Romeo joined the group “First 1000 Members get Free Poison!”

Friar Lawrence > Romeo Montague: “Yo.  You checked your mail recently??”

Romeo Montague and Count Paris became fans of “Sneaking into Dead Lovers’ Graves”

Count Paris is no longer online.

Lord Capulet, Lady Capulet, and 67 others joined the group “RIP Count Paris”

Friar Lawrence is getting too old for this.  Crazy kids and their love stories!

Romeo Montague is no longer online.

Juliet Capulet is now online.

Juliet Capulet became a fan of “Daggers”

Juliet Capulet is no longer online.

Friar Lawrence joined the group “Join this group if you’ve ever been the person who somehow knows everything and feels super important when you have to explain to everyone”

Lord Montague and Lord Capulet are now friends.

  • The Prince and 132 others like this

—-

(copyright 2010)

Advertisements

Entry filed under: adventures & misadventures, books, college.

Tuesday Tidbits What do you run to?

1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. Annie  |  April 9, 2010 at 2:06 am

    LOVE. IT! this was laugh-out-loud hilarious. extra points for it being on a not-so-good day of mine. :]

    Annie

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Trackback this post  |  Subscribe to the comments via RSS Feed


My One Little Word 2011

Link to me:

Overlapped blog button
<a href="http://www.overlapped.wordpress.com"><img src="http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu30/bloommag/blogbutton.jpg" alt="Overlapped blog button" width="125" height="125" /></a>

Bloom! Book Club

Other Blogs I Love

Photobucket

Archives